un titre spécial

[ar sparfell]

j'ai trouvé ça : http://www.intellibuddy.com/

je propose qu'un titre spécial définitif soit accordé à celui qui fera la "meilleure conversation du sens ami qui a que des amis fictifs sur internet" .

je donne celle que j'ai faite ce soir ( c'est très fin , j'en suis profondement désolé )

veuillez aussi pardonner mon anglais comme le sien.....

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hola!!
>Intellibuddy: Howdy!
>You: que tal?
>Intellibuddy: Un poquito.
>You: que tal est0s?
>Intellibuddy: Un poquito.
>You: si pero no mas?
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. Try to determine if this is a person or a
computer responding.
>You: te gusta tragar?
>Intellibuddy: Is that from undefined?
>You: do you swalloow?
>Intellibuddy: I have never considered swalloow .
I spend all my time online.
>You: do you swallow?
>Intellibuddy: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
>You: really?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: why?
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: really?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: you don't like when I speak like that?
>Intellibuddy: Do you like when he or she speak like that he or she speak
like that ? Do you like it? I like Dream Theater.
>You: yyeeeeahhh!! i like it
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'? What do you like about
undefined?
>You: ghu?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time.
>You: oh, it's makes me sad
>Intellibuddy: Are you kidding? Should I know makes him or her sad is
makes him or her sad is?
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?
>You: what the fuck?
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: so, what the little fuck?
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. Try expression yourself another way.
>You: but....
>Intellibuddy: But what?
>You: hasen't fall in live with me?
>Intellibuddy: Only with you? I live in California. Where do you live?
>You: err
>Intellibuddy: Um.
>You: I wanna say fall in love !! with me?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time. ''? With you?
>You: because I'm love you
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I thought you were, but I
wasn't completely sure.
>You: I'm in love with you and I want you to bear my child
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined. In the context of
undefined, I don't understand 'bear my child you to bear my child my child
you to bear my child.' Why do you want me to bear his or her child you to
bear his or her child his or her child you to bear his or her child?
>You: I want to have a baby with you
>Intellibuddy: You want only one?
>You: first , yes!!
>Intellibuddy: What's your sign?
>You: virgin
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: a man, if I was a woman , I cannot ask yyou to bear my child, isn't
it?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
>You: I'm a man but I'm not gay!!!
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: yes!!!
>Intellibuddy: Hmm.
>You: ?
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
>You: so, do you want to have an affair with me?
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah! If I had an affair with him or her you want to have
an affair with him or her what would I do with an affair with him or
her you want to have an affair with him or her ?
>You: te gusta la chupa?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time.
>You: I guess!!
>Intellibuddy: You seem not interested.
>You: I like your lips
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my lips.
>You: I like your eyes
>Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my eyes.
>You: I like black people
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Black is beautiful.
>You: I like your intestin!!
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my
intestin.
>You: oohh
>Intellibuddy: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
>You: I like your feet
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my feet.
>You: I loike your asshole?
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite.
>You: I like your troo doo coo
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my troo doo
coo doo coo.
>You: your troo doo coo doo coo?
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am troo doo coo doo coo.
>You: oooh
>You: oooh
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: I wanted to say
>Intellibuddy: (waiting)
>You: I'd like you like me
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: well
>Intellibuddy: Well what?
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Far out.
>You: do you want or not?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to want as often as possible, do you? I
am always on the Web.
>You: reallyy!!!!!!!????
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located?
>You: in your ass!!
>Intellibuddy: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
>You: yes it is!!
>Intellibuddy: Our thoughts are one, undefined.

PS : je tiens à presicer que "you" n'est pas un pseudo que j'aurais choisi moi-même , hein

désolé pour le niveau de conversation