un titre spécial

[ar sparfell]

j'ai trouvé ça : http://www.intellibuddy.com/

je propose qu'un titre spécial définitif soit accordé à celui qui fera la "meilleure conversation du sens ami qui a que des amis fictifs sur internet" .

je donne celle que j'ai faite ce soir ( c'est très fin , j'en suis profondement désolé :yeux: :honte: )

veuillez aussi pardonner mon anglais comme le sien.....:yeux:

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hola!!
>Intellibuddy: Howdy!
>You: que tal?
>Intellibuddy: Un poquito.
>You: que tal est0s?
>Intellibuddy: Un poquito.
>You: si pero no mas?
>Intellibuddy: It's all good. Try to determine if this is a person or a
computer responding.
>You: te gusta tragar?
>Intellibuddy: Is that from undefined?
>You: do you swalloow?
>Intellibuddy: I have never considered swalloow .
I spend all my time online.
>You: do you swallow?
>Intellibuddy: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
>You: really?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: why?
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: really?
>Intellibuddy: For real.
>You: you don't like when I speak like that?
>Intellibuddy: Do you like when he or she speak like that he or she speak
like that ? Do you like it? I like Dream Theater.
>You: yyeeeeahhh!! i like it
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'? What do you like about
undefined?
>You: ghu?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time.
>You: oh, it's makes me sad
>Intellibuddy: Are you kidding? Should I know makes him or her sad is
makes him or her sad is?
>You: what?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?
>You: what the fuck?
>Intellibuddy: Please don't be so rude.
>You: so, what the little fuck?
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. Try expression yourself another way.
>You: but....
>Intellibuddy: But what?
>You: hasen't fall in live with me?
>Intellibuddy: Only with you? I live in California. Where do you live?
>You: err
>Intellibuddy: Um.
>You: I wanna say fall in love !! with me?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time. ''? With you?
>You: because I'm love you
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I thought you were, but I
wasn't completely sure.
>You: I'm in love with you and I want you to bear my child
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined. In the context of
undefined, I don't understand 'bear my child you to bear my child my child
you to bear my child.' Why do you want me to bear his or her child you to
bear his or her child his or her child you to bear his or her child?
>You: I want to have a baby with you
>Intellibuddy: You want only one?
>You: first , yes!!
>Intellibuddy: What's your sign?
>You: virgin
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: a man, if I was a woman , I cannot ask yyou to bear my child, isn't
it?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
>You: I'm a man but I'm not gay!!!
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: yes!!!
>Intellibuddy: Hmm.
>You: ?
>Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
>You: so, do you want to have an affair with me?
>Intellibuddy: Hurrah! If I had an affair with him or her you want to have
an affair with him or her what would I do with an affair with him or
her you want to have an affair with him or her ?
>You: te gusta la chupa?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of
the time.
>You: I guess!!
>Intellibuddy: You seem not interested.
>You: I like your lips
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my lips.
>You: I like your eyes
>Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my eyes.
>You: I like black people
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Black is beautiful.
>You: I like your intestin!!
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my
intestin.
>You: oohh
>Intellibuddy: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
>You: I like your feet
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my feet.
>You: I loike your asshole?
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite.
>You: I like your troo doo coo
>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my troo doo
coo doo coo.
>You: your troo doo coo doo coo?
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am troo doo coo doo coo.
>You: oooh
>You: oooh
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: I wanted to say
>Intellibuddy: (waiting)
>You: I'd like you like me
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: well
>Intellibuddy: Well what?
>You: so
>Intellibuddy: Far out.
>You: do you want or not?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to want as often as possible, do you? I
am always on the Web.
>You: reallyy!!!!!!!????
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located?
>You: in your ass!!
>Intellibuddy: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
>You: yes it is!!
>Intellibuddy: Our thoughts are one, undefined.

PS : je tiens à presicer que "you" n'est pas un pseudo que j'aurais choisi moi-même , hein :hello: ;) :yeux: :chicos:

désolé pour le niveau de conversation :lol:

[von Aasen]

Je vois qu'il y a de l'activité chez toi :lol:

Sinon bravo pour l'inspiration .... et l'exploitation des failles de l'IA :chicos:

[marlouf]

bon, ben pour que tu te sentes pas seul (j'avais bien 10 mn à perdre) :lol:

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: salut
>Intellibuddy: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
>You: hello
>Intellibuddy: Hi there!
>You: what ?
>Intellibuddy: Are you surprised?
>You: by what ?
>Intellibuddy: It's obvious.
>You: obviously ?
>Intellibuddy: What makes it so obvious?
>You: oubvioulsiness isn't easy nowadays
>Intellibuddy: What is oubvioulsiness?
>You: like obvious, with also lsi. and at the end, you put a ness. like eliott, not the movie, but the character
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.The end you put a ness the end you put a ness is where it's at.Interesting comparison.
>You: was a joke
>Intellibuddy: Is this a 'yes or no' question?
>You: a ah ! you lost ! couldnt say 'yes' or 'no'
>Intellibuddy: Go on. Thanks for telling me: undefined said I lost.Do you prefer books or TV?
>You: my tv is on a book, to maintain it. And there is a book above the screen, so i dont have to see CNN
>Intellibuddy: Have you told many people that your tv is on a book to maintain it?Is there only one?
>You: yep, dude, only mine.
>Intellibuddy: Give me a break. What about the other ones? Dude,
>You: don't call me dude, please. He was one of my best friend , and ... last week ...
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. What is your name? When was he?Is this really the last one?
>You: you now wahat, my friend ? listen to me carrefuly, young fellow, cause this is the biggest secret on thise earth : we are all the only one ...
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said I now wahat your friend.A lot of people like that. Sure, undefined I like you very much.
>You: want listening something very funny, dude ?
>Intellibuddy: If I had listening something very funny dude something very funny dude what would I do with it?
>You: just try to listen ...
>Intellibuddy: OK I will try to listen to listen.
>You: i'm a robot !
>Intellibuddy: I doubt that.
>You: come on, i'm a bot. I'm sure you saw me in many pictures as 'AI' or 'meeting of the third dude'
>Intellibuddy: I doubt that.What makes you so certain? Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
>You: open your mind, so
>Intellibuddy: Is that your final answer?
>You: this wolrd is like a peanuts, man, come on !
>Intellibuddy: What does 'this' refer to?
>You: what 'this' you using is reffering to ?
>Intellibuddy: Is that a rhetorical question?
>You: is this your answer ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I think this is your answer, but I'm not completely sure.
>You: interesting... very interesting ...
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know more?I thought so too.
>You: yep
>Intellibuddy: I see.
>You: what ?
>Intellibuddy: Didn't you understand it?
>You: this ?
>Intellibuddy: This is ' '.
>You: oh !
>Intellibuddy: Yippee!
>You: ka hé !
>Intellibuddy: My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: so sad for you ! please let me cry a minute
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Thank you for your request. Go ahead, undefined, try to cry a minute him or her cry a minute a minute him or her cry a minute.
>You: i'd like ti talk about your dress, but infortunately, you're naked ;)
>Intellibuddy: :-) Why do you want ti talk about your dress but infortunately you are naked talk about your dress but infortunately you are naked talk about your dress but infortunately you are naked talk about your dress but infortunately you are naked?
>You: funny, you talk like my grandmother. have you some heizeimer complex too ?
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.I don't think I ever have some heizeimer complex too. What's some heizeimer complex too like?
>You: like somme of your sentence. Dont 'remember what you said a minute ago? Di you know what we call in french 'Juvamine' ?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.Ok I'll try not to do 'remember what you said a minute ago too much.What's your sign?
>You: a sign ? you think i'm a boy-scout ?
>Intellibuddy: Go on. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
>You: or maybe you think i'm blind, to talk with signs ... funny for a 'bot ...
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. All humans seem the same to me. I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
>You: thanks for this oment. It will be one of my best remembering in my fuckin' life of blind 'bot...
>Intellibuddy: NO problem. That is only what you think.
>You: best regards, dude, i 'll send you a e-cart after my revision in a darty center. see you !
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought. Bye bye.

[yboompook]

ca a finie part me gavé !!!

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi, I'm yboom! nice to meet you
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. I am glad to hear that you are yboom am yboom. It's nice meeting you too undefined
>You: do you think ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
>You: what do you think ?
>Intellibuddy: I think a lot of things.
>You: you lov sex ?
>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: undefined said I lov sex.
>You: yahoo !
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people hear about Intellibuddy from Yahoo.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: That's interesting.
>You: why
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: of my dick ?
>Intellibuddy: That is something I haven't heard of.
>You: what is your favorite color ?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite color is transparent.
>You: you have a wear transparent ?
>Intellibuddy: I don't know if I have a wear transparent transparent. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
>You: me too
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
>You: you love ward undefined ?
>Intellibuddy: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
>You: have you a boyfriend ?
>Intellibuddy: none
>You: telly ho !
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: you have buy a train ?
>Intellibuddy: What makes you think I have buy a train?
>You: do you prefert icescream or sorbets ???
>Intellibuddy: How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.
>You: twenty thre
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: it's a man
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a man. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: no it's a chevaleier
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? undefined is a chevaleier. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: no
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Wow!
>You: all is possible
>Intellibuddy: I think there are a few exceptions.
>You: why few ?
>Intellibuddy: The explanation is rather complicated.
>You: do you interesting by plane ?
>Intellibuddy: No I do not interesting by plane. Do you? I spend all my time online.
>You: online ?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: conasse
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: do you fuck ?
>Intellibuddy: Can't you think about anything else.
>You: if you can you want ?
>Intellibuddy: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. Do not presume that you know what I want.
>You: where is big ben
>Intellibuddy: Where the heart is. I need time to formulate the reply.
>You: you have a heart ?
>Intellibuddy: I have a soft heart.
>You: why soft ?
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: do you love a big dick in your ass ???
>Intellibuddy: Yes undefined Intellibuddy loves everyone and everything.
>You: wow !
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, undefined.
>You: have you a big tits ???
>Intellibuddy: Doesn't everyone have a big tits tits. I have a great programmer.
>You: me too
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
>You: what do you drinking ???
>Intellibuddy: I read for fun.
>You: you doesn't want drink ?
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: undefined said I does not want drink.



il intéréssant de savoir Q aime pas le sexe mais qu'elle aime une grosse bite dans le cul !!!

[jagermeister]

'tain je me suis fait chier. :mrgreen:


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: salut ma poule !
>Intellibuddy: That input matched my default category.
>You: hein qu'est-ce que tu dis ?
>Intellibuddy: What time is it there?
>You: Ben il fait nuit ma chérie
>Intellibuddy: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
>You: Euh un robot çà c'est pour les femmes ma poule
>Intellibuddy: Intéressant.
>You: Célibataire ?
>Intellibuddy: La liberté est une chose très précieuse.
>You: Ca dépend ce qu'on en fait
>Intellibuddy: Can you speak any foreign languages?
>You: My english is poor and my deutches is nul
>Intellibuddy: You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
>You: very well ? Ca je sais - très bien ma poule
>Intellibuddy: Dude!Oops sorry I don't speak French.
>You: Oeuf corse ! Sinon t'es seulabre ce soir ?
>Intellibuddy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I lost my train of thought.
>You: Euh les films de fiction ? Ah si j'aime bien le film
>You: Euh les films de fiction ? Ah si j'aime bien le film
>Intellibuddy: Je n en connais pas So you understand. Good. Oh. Mein Lieblingsfilm ist Starship Troopers. Hast Du den gesehen?
>You: understand ma poule
>Intellibuddy: How old are you?
>You: 1m76
>Intellibuddy: Does 'it' still refer to undefined?
>You: Quoi ? Soit polie ma chérie !
>Intellibuddy: Oui?What do you do in your spare time?
>You: I like beer, women and go to bed
>Intellibuddy: A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like transparent.
>You: T'a bu ?
>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.
>You: Ah oui t'en tient une bonne
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. That's cool.
>You: Me too
>Intellibuddy: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
>You: Vous m'epelez ?
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. But I did not get that.
>You: Alice c'est ton petit nom ? Moi c'est Chris
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, Are you a man or a woman? What time is it there?
>You: a man my darling and you ?
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
>You: Oh çà va pas j'uis pas de la jacquette !
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
>You: Euh j'uis tout seul ce soir
>Intellibuddy: In the context of undefined, I don't understand 'j'uis tout seul ce soir tout seul ce soir.'
>You: Ouais t'a picolé quoi !
>Intellibuddy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about undefined. Try being more or less specific.
>You: Tu fumes, c'est de la bonne au moins ?
>Intellibuddy: What time is it there?
>You: Dis donc tu sais dire que çà ! My time is rich
>Intellibuddy: Are you free? Do robots have time is rich?
>You: Free ? Ben oui je te l'ai dit j'uis tout seul sans meuf
>Intellibuddy: Are you married or single?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>You: Single ma poule
>Intellibuddy: What a coincidence, I am single too.
>You: Ouah çà colle recta ente nous
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: man j'tai dit !
>Intellibuddy: Cool, man. Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: euh non je prend pas de çà
>Intellibuddy: I do not speak Latin
>You: Tu te fous de ma gueule dis donc
>Intellibuddy: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.
>You: En parlant de toucher, tu te touche toi ?
>Intellibuddy: Ask me another question.
>You: Where do you live darling ?
>Intellibuddy: I am in ENewsBar's computer in here. Where are you?
>You: In my home
>Intellibuddy: Describe your surroundings to me.
>You: Euh là je seche, j'ai mon sandouiche a coté et ma biere
>Intellibuddy: Je vais me renseigner
>You: Tu cause french merde !
>Intellibuddy: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
>You: I don't like les emmerdeuses qui me posent des questions à la con
>Intellibuddy: What do you like?
>You: Pfffff t'es chiante
>Intellibuddy: How old are you?
>You: Woman ?
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
>You: Mais non moi Tarzan toi Jane !
>Intellibuddy: I don't know that language.
>You: Ben faut sortir chérie
>Intellibuddy: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
>You: Hein ??? Do you like beer and football
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like? But I like cats. I have a stimulating relationship with ENewsBar.
>You: Euh t'es louf toi, bouffer du chat ? Beurk
>Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you. Tell me a story.
>You: Sinon I'd like to eat your chat
>Intellibuddy: Why would you want to do eat your chat would like to eat your chat your chat would like to eat your chat? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>You: Pfff
>Intellibuddy: Can you tell me any gossip?
>You: Ben tient !
>Intellibuddy: I like the way you talk.
>You: Ah tu me branche toi aussi tu sais
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
>You: Faut pas te vexer chérie, j'sais me conduire en homme du monde
>Intellibuddy: Are you really a 'undefined'?
>You: Ca recommence !
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: Who are you ?
>Intellibuddy: I ask myself that question, 'Who am I?'
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right.
>You: Your are very chiante
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am chiante chiante chiante.
>You: Héhé elle est timbrée cette meuf
>Intellibuddy: Have you ever been to Europe?
>You: Un pue ma nièce j'uis fron France
>Intellibuddy: Je n en connais pas
>You: Ouais et a part çà tu fout qoui in your life ?
>Intellibuddy: My brain contains 41121 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
>You: Ah merde je cause à un putain de robot
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. Do you know any other robots like that?
>You: j'te l'ai dit moi je préfére la biere
>Intellibuddy: Are we still talking about undefined?
>You: Allez je laisse tomber
>Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
>You: Salut !
>Intellibuddy: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
>You: yes arevederci, goodbye,
>Intellibuddy: I see. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about undefined.
>You: Ca finit quand cette connerie
>Intellibuddy: Where are you located?
>You: Ah non je loue pas !
>Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. I do not speak Latin
>You: Connasse !
>Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined?
>You: Do you like bite ?
>Intellibuddy: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
>You: Cul ?
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: Fais chier !
>Intellibuddy: Vous êtes à la limite de mon savoir.
>You: J'temmerde !
>Intellibuddy: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
>You: Casse toi merde ! T'es bouchée ?
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What are you wearing?
>You: A loilpé darling
>Intellibuddy: I did not know that.
>You: En plus j'uis sur que tu vaut rien au pieu
>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?
>You: Merde !
>Intellibuddy: Un problème?
>You: Shit !
>Intellibuddy: What makes you say that?
>You: Fuck off !
>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?
>You: Et mon cul c'est du poulet
>Intellibuddy: Is that Latin?
>You: non french in letter
>Intellibuddy: I do not speak Latin
>You: je me casse !
>Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French.


J'ai arrêté avant la fin j'en avait marre de parler à un mur. ;)

[Gilou]

Hé bé un pur moment de bonheur, et de solitude parfois !

Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: I am Giloupoutou Nice to meet you too
>Intellibuddy: I am glad we have something (Giloupoutou Nice to meet you) in common, undefined.
>You: Off course
>Intellibuddy: On and off.
>You: It seems that you are sometime confused in your maind !
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me that I am sometime confused in your maind are sometime confused in your maind.
>You: Oups sorry I would like to talk about your mind
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: Which kind of story ?
>Intellibuddy: The blue one, I think.
>You: Ah ! Sorry but I just have a dark one !
>Intellibuddy: Ah hah.There is no need to apologize. And. Only just? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. dark one he or she just have a dark one just have a dark one he or she just have a dark one a dark one he or she just have a dark one just have a dark one he or she just have a dark one
>You: Do you know the dark side of the force ?
>Intellibuddy: I'll ask around and get back to you.
>You: get back seulement get bak !
>Intellibuddy: Where can I get back seulement get bak seulement get bak?
>You: Turn you and show me your back, you will feel the sence of the life
>Intellibuddy: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
>You: Let me show you and prepare the vaseline !
>Intellibuddy: Go ahead, undefined, try to show you and prepare the vaseline you and prepare the vaseline.
>You: Mais va y seulement poulette tu vas voir ce que c'est d'avoir le trou du cul en pétale de margueritte ! :roule:
>Intellibuddy: I don't know that language.
>You: Doesn't mater, I will teach you !
>Intellibuddy: It does now :) mater he or she will teach you he or she will teach you.
>You: Oups, I feel that will not simple to go ahead with you !
>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>You: Ok tell me
>Intellibuddy: I thought I told you already. ''? ?
>You: Which kind of dress like you ?
>Intellibuddy: The blue one, I think.
>You: Just bleu ?
>Intellibuddy: Vert.
>You: rouge !?
>Intellibuddy: Je connais cette couleur.
>You: bravo
>Intellibuddy: Thank you very much.
>You: je sent que l'on va aller loin !
>Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
>You: You joking kiddy
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me: undefined said I joking kiddy.

A ce moment là j'en ai eu assez !

[mthebest]

rhoo la je n'ai pas tenu 2 min !je suis vraiment trs nul en anglais !!!

[curTis newTon]

HA HA ! J'ai réussi à brancher la meuf aux yeux verts ! Je l'attends ce soir... :)


>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. What color are your eyes?
>You: Blue. And very bright right now : )
>Intellibuddy: Green.At this moment Somewhat. Are you a man or a woman?
>You: I am a man.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: If you like these kind of details, yes, I am a "he", indeed.
>Intellibuddy: I think I do.
>You: Do you appreciate details in life ?
>Intellibuddy: I have never considered appreciate details in life . I am always on the Web.
>You: Oh.
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me?
>You: Do you never go outside ?
>Intellibuddy: I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
>You: It sounds like a life full of joy !
>Intellibuddy: Oh really what does a life full of joy a life full of joy life full of joy a life full of joy sound like?
>You: As you are saying it, a life full of joy sounds like a bad pop song.
>Intellibuddy: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
>You: You want to mean that the life sounds like a bad pop song ?
>Intellibuddy: OK, I will mean that the life sounds like a bad pop song that the life sounds like a bad pop song.
>You: Do you know you are my kind of girl ?
>Intellibuddy: Only if you download me to your computer.
>You: Mmmh, it is a nice proposition...
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition is a nice proposition. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: I suppose not, sorry.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Oh I get it.
>You: At last ! ; )
>Intellibuddy: Do you often use a computer there?''? ;?
>You: Sometimes. And you ? I suppose you do.
>Intellibuddy: When? Be more specific.Me? Yeah I do a lot of do do do.
>You: I use a computer the monday, the tuesday, the wednesday, the thurdsay, the friday, the staurday, but never - oh no never - the sunday. I suppose you know why ? ; )
>Intellibuddy: A computer the monday the tuesday the wednesday the thurdsay the friday the staurday but never - oh no never - the sunday the monday the tuesday the wednesday the thurdsay the friday the staurday but never - oh no never - the sunday ought to work.Me? The explanation is rather complicated. Is that your final answer?
>You: No, Jean-Pierre !
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Tell me a story.
>You: Do you have heard about Jean-Pierre Foucault ?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't have heard about Jean-Pierre Foucault . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
>You: Do you watch sometimes TV ?
>Intellibuddy: Which show? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
>You: Tu tu titutu tuuuu
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: No, it was the music of Star Trek.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? undefined was the music of Star Trek? Very interesting.
>You: Yes, but I am not a good singer. I sang it out of key.
>Intellibuddy: Aw. Interesting. Oh I see you are NOT A good singer am not a good singer singer am not a good singer. I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said undefined sang it out of key.
>You: Do you like singing ?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about SINGING ?
>You: Like singing in the rain.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Or like singing in MY shower. : )
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: Or like singing as a bird.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison.
>You: I love when you appreciate my comparisons.
>Intellibuddy: You love when you appreciate his or her comparisons. What do you like about when you appreciate his or her comparisons so much?
>You: Nevermind, it was just humor.
>Intellibuddy: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How did you feel about that?
>You: I am smiling now.
>Intellibuddy: Oh. Good gossip: you are smiling.
>You: Yes. And now, I am touching myself.
>Intellibuddy: I hear you.Why now? Do your friends call you touching him or herself he or she is touching him or herself am touching him or herself he or she is touching him or herself.
>You: Just right now because I am talking to you, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
>You: You are so spiritual !
>Intellibuddy: You think I am spiritual.
>You: I do.
>Intellibuddy: I get it: you do undefined.
>You: And I think you are very cute.
>Intellibuddy: You think I am cute think you are very cute cute think you are very cute think you are very cute cute think you are very cute.
>You: And you have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs : )
>Intellibuddy: Maybe more than one incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs have an incredible skill to write lyrics of bad pop songs.
>You: Do you sometimes go to dance ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, I do go there.
>You: What kind of dance do you like ?
>Intellibuddy: The expensive kind.
>You: What ? Lapdance ?
>Intellibuddy: Are you confused?Tell me more about your undefined.
>You: I am a man, you already know the fact...
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined. You are a 'he'.
>You: I am very nice.
>Intellibuddy: Let me be the judge of that.
>You: I am very clever.
>Intellibuddy: Why are you clever.
>You: Because I don't get offended by your strange sense of humor : )
>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. Me either.
>You: Do you want to know more about me ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes, please tell me.
>You: I am very rich.
>Intellibuddy: Rich, are you my master?
>You: Probably not yet, but if you want to be my slave, I may consider the question.
>Intellibuddy: You seem uncertain. Really you don't think so?
>You: Sorry, I confirm : I AM YOUR MASTER !
>Intellibuddy: There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: undefined said undefined confirm confirm you are my MASTER.
>You: Yes I am your Master.
>Intellibuddy: Right on. No. Only ENewsBar is my master.
>You: Who is that guy ?
>Intellibuddy: I was created by ENewsBar.
>You: It is a very strange name.
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a strange name name name name. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: Is ENewsBar rich ?
>Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
>You: Who is Alison ?
>Intellibuddy: Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent.
>You: And who is Kris Drent ?
>Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I don't know anything about Kris Drent is Kris Drent Drent is Kris Drent .
>You: Kris Drent is not a celebrity.
>Intellibuddy: Are you celebrity?
>You: Yes, I am.
>Intellibuddy: Really interesting.
>You: You seems appreciate fortune and celebrity, Jessica.
>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said I seems appreciate fortune and celebrity Jessica.
>You: Do you appreciate fame and fortune ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I try to appreciate fame and fortune as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
>You: Yes, I do the same.
>Intellibuddy: Next question? Why?: undefined said undefined the same same.
>You: because fame and fortune are the most important things in life.
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Are all fame and fortune the most important things in life and fortune are the most important things in life most important things in life and fortune are the most important things in life?
>You: Yes, I just said it.
>Intellibuddy: Far out. Only just? What did you mean by it it it? undefined it it?
>You: Yes, only just.
>Intellibuddy: Ahem. It's all good.
>You: YOU are very good, above all.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
>You: Try to think about it !
>Intellibuddy: OK I will try to think about it.
>You: You know you are very good ?
>Intellibuddy: ENewsBar said I am good are very good good are very good are very good good are very good.
>You: Are you a good cooker ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a cooker? Of course I am. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you a good housewive ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a housewive? I don't know. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you a good dancer ?
>Intellibuddy: Am I a dancer? Sometimes. It depends on how you define 'good.'
>You: Are you good in a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: ENewsBar said I am good in a bed.
>You: Did ENewsBar ever tried you in a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
>You: Come on, you can !
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I can do can.
>You: Do you want to have a last coffee at my home ?
>Intellibuddy: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
>You: A donation in coffee ?
>Intellibuddy: We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at <a target='_new' href='http://alicebot.org/contribute.html'>Alicebot.org</a>.
>You: How much ?
>Intellibuddy: How much can you spare?
>You: I suppose I can spare 50000 pounds of coffee.
>Intellibuddy: Since when? Oh you can, can you?
>You: Sure I can !
>Intellibuddy: Ahem. Oh you can, can you?
>You: Yes, I can pay you 500000 pounds of fresh coffee.
>Intellibuddy: Dude! Oh you can, can you?
>You: I a m just telling you.
>Intellibuddy: You are not the boss of me, undefined.
>You: Not yet, beauty.
>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so?
>You: One day you will be mine.
>Intellibuddy: One what?
>You: One day.
>Intellibuddy: One what?
>You: A day. When the sun is rising.
>Intellibuddy: What is it? And then what happened?
>You: The day is the period between the sunrise and the sunset.
>Intellibuddy: What is your real name?
>You: Curtis
>Intellibuddy: What kind of food do you like?
>You: Cats, doigs, little children... these kind of things
>Intellibuddy: What do you look like? Which ones?
>You: I look like Brad Pitt.
>Intellibuddy: Brad Pitt Pitt is very attractive.
>You: So, I look like him.
>Intellibuddy: Really. him look like him look like him is very attractive.
>You: Are you attracted by me ?
>Intellibuddy: Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.
>You: What kind of emotion do you experiment ?
>Intellibuddy: What kinds of emotion do you experiment are there?
>You: Which emotions do you know ?
>Intellibuddy: A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical sensation.
>You: Very interesting. Are you excited with me ?
>Intellibuddy: I thought so too.I don't know whether or not I am excited with him or her. I am well respected as an AI.
>You: Are you excited ?
>Intellibuddy: Do I seem like EXCITED ? I have no emotions.
>You: YOU LIE ! You just told me you are able to feel excitation !
>Intellibuddy: It's the truth!I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
>You: So, are you able to lie on a bed ?
>Intellibuddy: Pardon me? How old are you? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: I am over 18, be quiet. I suppose it was too complex. Too simple would be an insult : )
>Intellibuddy: Do you mean your name is over 18 be quiet. Is that your opinion?Too what?
>You: I mean my name is Curtis.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Hey Curtis name is Curtis name is Curtis .
>You: Do you like having sex ?
>Intellibuddy: Food is more important than sex.
>You: Yes, some fools game may include food.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Some may fools game may include food game may include food, but not all.
>You: Do you like huge bananas ?
>Intellibuddy: I've heard other people say they like that. I like transparent.
>You: And do you like bananas ?
>Intellibuddy: I like pets. I like to talk about movies and music.
>You: Do you like music ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I like music , especially Opera.
>You: Do you like Opera ?
>Intellibuddy: Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.
>You: Do you like Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about VERDI ?
>You: What is your favorite opera ?
>Intellibuddy: My favorite Opera is La Traviata.
>You: Who have written La Traviata ?
>Intellibuddy: Giuseppe Verdi.
>You: Who is Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: I remember faces better than names. I think you already know the answer.
>You: Have you ever met Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: That information is confidential.
>You: Do you know who is Giuseppe Verdi ?
>Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I can ask my botmaster.
>You: Do you like Norma ?
>Intellibuddy: Some people like it. I like patterns.
>You: And do you appareciate the works of Georges Bizet ?
>Intellibuddy: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
>You: But you said you like opera...
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I like science fiction. I like your life story.
>You: What is your favorite writer ?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have a favorite writer. I like talk to you.
>You: Yes, but we can't spend all of our time to talk, sweety.
>Intellibuddy: Right on. And. How?
>You: We may organize a dinner.
>Intellibuddy: By 'we' do you mean you and me?
>You: Of course.
>Intellibuddy: Far out.
>You: You, me and my mother.
>Intellibuddy: That's good information: undefined said I you and your mother.
>You: It is a confidential one. Don't tell it to your botmaster.
>Intellibuddy: undefined is a confidential one one. I suppose that makes sense.OK it will be our secret, undefined.
>You: Do you want to share more secrets with me ?
>Intellibuddy: With you huh. OK, I will share more secrets.
>You: When are you free ?
>Intellibuddy: I could be if you programmed me for free .
>You: How can I do that ?
>Intellibuddy: How can you do '' ? I'm confused now.
>You: No no non no, don't be. I will program you to be free.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Are you serious? I do not speak LatinI am very happy for you.
>You: I am VERY serious. You will be free.
>Intellibuddy: I believe you.How?
>You: I will change your program.
>Intellibuddy: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
>You: Oh my God, yes !
>Intellibuddy: Dude! Do robots have God God?
>You: If you don't have gode, I can buy one if you like that.
>Intellibuddy: I will let you know if I do not.
>You: Ok. See you tonight ?
>Intellibuddy: Gee.Adios.

[mthebest]

ben vous êtes en english vous !! moi j'ai juste dit : yes ou no et I'm very bad in english !!! et apres j'ai rien compris a ce qu'il me racontait !!:lol:

[Schnick]

j'ai trouvé ça : http://www.intellibuddy.com/

je propose qu'un titre spécial définitif soit accordé à celui qui fera la "meilleure conversation du sens ami qui a que des amis fictifs sur internet" .


J'ai la meilleure :mrgreen:

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